Issue 75: Hypnothievery

April 2, 2016Uncategorizedcaseyroberson@hotmail.com

We got a bill of sale right here
That says he belongs to us

We bought him fair and square last year
And we own the little cuss

Look here, read the writin' that gives us a legal claim
Oh, we got a bill of sale right here
With dear little Petey's name

We got a Bill of sale in hand
And, lady, if you don't budge

We'll pick you up right where you stand
And bring you before the judge

That boy is our property
Same as the family cow

Cause we got a bill of sale right here
And we're gonna take him now

We got a bill of sale right here
He's ours until he dies

Stay where you are
Just one more move
And you'll get it between the eyes

You can't have him
He's gotta clean and sweep

You don't love him
Feed the hens and comb the sheep

All you've done up to now is break his heart
Plant seeds, pull weeds

You'll abuse him
Carry water from the well

And just use him
Answer every time we yell

Watch out or I'll take you apart
We'd like to see you try it

We got a Bill of sale right here
That says he belongs to us

Fight all you want
Won't do no good
To holler and fume and fuss

Leave town, keep on goin'

Before I can count to fiiiiiiiiiiiiiive

We got a bill of sale right here!

We got a bill of sale right here!

We got a bill of sale riiiiiiight heeeeeeere

riiiiiiight heeeeree

crickets

One thought on “Issue 75: Hypnothievery”

Tracy says:

April 3, 2016 at 12:56 am

Great ‘smug Hapford face’! Good issue!

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